Best Lip Gloss

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Whoever thought of putting naked men on lip gloss bottles was a genius. If I wasn’t already married, I’d marry him/her!

Lip gloss should be worn for one reason and one reason only:  to get your man to want his lips on yours! That’s this girl’s opinion, until now.

When I found Urban Decay’s magnificent lip gloss in a “sweet crème brûlée flavor” with the bonus of naked men to view, well it crèmed my brûlée for sure!

While the flavors are all the same, the colors vary and so do the men! Now that’s what I call the best lip gloss!

David – Milky Mauve – “David is a hard-working man: at work, in the gym, and most importantly, in bed” is seen in a suit and tighty whities and oh how tighty. My oh my.

Eric – sheer true red – dressed in a tuxedo and tuxedo boxer-briefs. Be still my Orlando Bloom lovin heart.

Jesse – blackberry w/ warm sparkle .. Think a yummy Axle Rose with a buffer bod and abs you want to sink your teeth into. Suddenly I feel like blackberries!

Kirk – sheer nude -Tighty whities in green and I have no idea what he looks like with clothes on because I refuse to look when he’s dressed. Sheer nude- I wish!

Doug – medium pink w/ iridescent – when writing this article I almost forgot to Doug’s name in. When you’re done drooling over his abs let me know. I’ve used all my bandwidth for one day on his picture alone.

Julio – white w/ iridescent sparkle -”Is there anything hotter than a hot guy holding a baby?” Yes.. a hot guy without the baby blocking my view!!!

James – hot pink w/ ultraviolet glow – the emo boyz aren’t really my style but I still looked.. twice.

Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss the best lip gloss at $19 for each shade. Now you get a hot naked man next to your lips anytime you want.